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hubert selby jr.

 

To continue with the theme of videos I’ve posted to my newly¬†rejuvenated¬†YouTube account, this is an interview I saw about five years ago which, for some reason, gave me a faint hope of being a writer. It was one of those instances where, not to sound sentimental, but you see someone or hear someone and feel inspired because of their sincerity and their character.

You wouldn’t guess from reading (or watching) Requiem for a Dream that Hubert Selby Jr was a sensitive man. You could assume quite rightly that he was something of a broken man, which is also plainly evident in the interview, but the relentless and hopeless anguish of the story isn’t really indicative of the humility you’ll also see.

Fictional characters like Jefferson Smith, George Bailey, Elwood P. Dowd (yes, I reallylike James Stewart), and Malcolm Sayer have affected me in a similar way. But seeing this interview, of a real man, for the first time in five years, I want to write stories again. And I haven’t felt like that for a while.

 

 

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A few years back, Emphysema Smurf died.

It was a sad day for all. So all the townspeople immediately started talking about how they were going to replace him. Papa Smurf organised for three Smurfs to be the town’s representative Smurfs to judge the applicants for Smurfs. He chose Vanity Smurf, Brainy Smurf and Smurfette. The criteria were that applicants must be:

– Blue.

– Able to interchange the work ‘Smurf’ for verbs intermittently.

But things weren’t as easy as they seemed! Here are some stock photos of the judging process:

(this is the dumbest thing I’ve ever done, seriously…)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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In this whole Harold-Camping-judgment-day-is-coming-what-if-you’re-wrong-mathematicalness-even-though-the-bible-says-that-no-one-except-the-Father-knows-but-who-cares thing, I’ve been rather confused. I would try to explain why, but I’m not sure if I could do so in words.

If you’ll allow, I’ll attempt to recreate the situation in the form of the popular children’s book, Harold and the Purple Crayon, with some minor alterations here and there:

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THE MORAL IS HAROLD LIKES PIES AND HERESY THE END.

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