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I was just perusing my second favourite episode of Arrested Development, Good Grief (my favourite being the preceding episode, !Amigos!), when I couldn’t help but notice George Michael’s amazing planking abilities. Granted, it’s not the most outrageous plank out there, being in the middle of his living room carpet, but it’s a plank nonetheless. Poor kid. He certainly didn’t build an airport and fly away from his feelings.

Ann-Hog (not pictured), the girl who broke up with George Michael

George Michael sad-walking home after being broken up with. Also, a dog lazing Snoopy-like on top of his kennel.

Snoopy lazing Snoopy-like (also, plank-like)

George Michael doing a cathartic plank after his sad walk.

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In this whole Harold-Camping-judgment-day-is-coming-what-if-you’re-wrong-mathematicalness-even-though-the-bible-says-that-no-one-except-the-Father-knows-but-who-cares thing, I’ve been rather confused. I would try to explain why, but I’m not sure if I could do so in words.

If you’ll allow, I’ll attempt to recreate the situation in the form of the popular children’s book, Harold and the Purple Crayon, with some minor alterations here and there:

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THE MORAL IS HAROLD LIKES PIES AND HERESY THE END.

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